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ROFL, you have to make up **** about me, because you got nothin'. I'm thinking that when you're around, it's more like a dry spot. Just hearing you talk about sex makes my va-jay-jay snap shut like a **** Venus Fly Trap....

Really? I figured one in your profession who has seen thousands of dicks would have seen it all. I guess it is hard to see beyond your fat rolls. The old "coat her in flour and find the wet spot" routine....

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No, because I've never actually seen a micro-penis in real life. Is it a very small dick or a very large clitoris?...

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**** Dildo....

Since when is 9 days 'ages?' If I'm such a stalker, why don't you tell me when the last time I started a thread about you was? That's a good one, because you were doing it long before I ever said anything about it. Any more lies you wanna tell?...

So the postus is "excited" to see it, and wants to mention his rally. What a horses ***....

Why are you so interested in my dick? Because I won't **** you?...

I would be embarrassed too if I had a micro-penis that didn't work. Maybe if you don't want people to talk about your dick, you shouldn't go around on an internet forum telling people you have a tiny dick that doesn't work. I don't like tiny dicks that don't work, so you can save your little blue p...