No, you aren't.
Some vapid attempt to cover your mutilated *** isn't qualified anything, just more of your usual "I am smarter than everyone" **** you croak daily.
Now, keep chasing me!! This is fun!! ...
You don't know it is "criminal" unless it is determined by a court.
If you are a bank, you label all transactions meeting federal guidelines "suspicious activity". It is not is not your job to enforce, prosecute or determine guilt.
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